You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughters body, I will remove them.
We have our list of family rules taped to the refrigerator.
I copied this list down a long time ago from somewhere, and these rules have served our family well over the years. It comes from the book New Skills for Frazzled Parents: The Instruction Manual That Should Have Come With Your Child, by Daniel G. 67.) What do you think about having a list of family rules? How has having such a list been helpful to you (or not)?
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please dont take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.
I imagine that it's laid its dirty fingers on my precious daughter and then thrown her away like a used tissue."Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as heck not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. I'll grant that if somebody would write it down, more people would know just where they stand—but the principle's sound. Duty to protect her.""Come on in, boy, sit on down, and tell me about yourself So you like my daughter, do ya, now? You think I'm exaggerating, but I have male friends whose daughters are approaching puberty at speeds upwards of 700 miles per hour, and when you say the word "dating", my friends get a look in their eyes that makes Charles Manson look like Captain Kangaroo.