Last week, I was honored to have been selected to speak at the Ignite San Diego event. GREAT question, and honestly, I had never even heard of these types of events before, but someone on twitter suggested I apply to present, so I looked more into it. So here’s the thing, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching at the inevitable speed of one second per second, with every second that passes by. Okay, I’m just going to admit it, and come out and say it.
In fact with every word and sentence you read, means the day of hallmark styled coerced love is closer and closer. The first thing you read in the post was a bold face lie. Well, by “illustrate” I mean slap together some stock graphics in photoshop or make crappy memes about your story. Where to begin, where to begin…is either going to be one of the smartest things I’ve ever written, or a couple hundred words of pure word vomit that everyone hates.
Although it would be nearly impossible to pick all of our most-loved Broad City moments, we rounded up some of the most memorable.
God told Adam that the woman would collect his food, cook it for him, and care for all his needs and wants.
She would also agree with all his decisions and not question his authority as head of the family.
Madonna with child – a painting of an unknown artist. While looking at her face it seemed like her legs were crooked. Analgin – a very reliable medicine against pregnancy. If you can’t find a girlfriend, that probably means that someone found two of them…
How to use – squeeze between your legs and don’t let go.