When it comes to chemistry, it’s either there or not.
No amount of wishful thinking can make it magically appear.
OK, so we can sit here and debate whether soul mates truly exist for an eternity. But successful relationships are based on compromise.
Sure, Hollywood has given us unrealistic expectations but maybe, just maybe, that bad boy that’s a bit rough round the edges can be transformed into a Prince Charming when he is under your spell.
I mean why would you waste your time setting up a complicated sound system, when you can have your legs up on the couch reading while he exercises his grey matter (believe me, he needed to, so I was doing a service to humanity).
Basically, what I am saying is that my rather short stint at the nunnery has now served its purpose.
Maybe it’s just time to face the truth, those broke-ass bad boys have dibs on the butterflies.Lies Glorious Lies And the final straw – that Silver Fox/Elderly Troll you’ve been crushing on and who had the audacity friend/daughter zone a pretty YOUNG thing like you (yes seriously! Studies show that the newlywed years can foretell the long-term outcome of almost every marriage. What if I told you that there is a man in America who can predict, from the outset, whether or not your marriage will last?Maybe I’ve been indoctrinated by all those Disney movies I watched as a little girl, but I’d rather be a hopeless romantic any day than resign myself to life as a sad spinster who spends her life cuddling her hoard of kitties while forever forever judging those single girls with their head in the clouds who’ll never give up the search for their Prince Charming. Hopefully it’s just a temporary glitch (and I have plenty of matter to keep you entertained in the interim).While this means that instead of swiping I’m spending my time reading novels and painting bar stools (rock n roll lifestyle, I know!